- My mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
- Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
If Yahoo tries to change Tumblr
there will be a mutha fuckin’ revolution
WHO’S WITH ME?
VIVE LA TUMBLR
i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)
